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J-1 TOURNAMENT!
We've been to S-1 twice.
That was a lecture and apology.
This time, it's a question.
I don't think you've ever asked a question, have you?
No one has.
Why?
What's wrong?
Is it wood dangerous?
No, it's not.
Wood danger can be quite risky.
What was the title of this video again?
J-1 Championship.
By the way, S-1 was S-1 Grand Prix.
Oh, I see.
That's why you couldn't get in.
That's right.
I didn't know what to do.
If you have anything you want us to talk about, please let us know.
It's...
J-1 Grand Prix!
J-1 Grand Prix.
Do you know what "j" stands for?
It's a human name.
It's "jumonichi", isn't it?
"jumonichi", right?
"jamira", "jamira".
"jamira"?
"jamira" is one of them.
Is that all?
No, it's not.
It's "jimmon".
That's right.
It's "j" for "jimmon".
You don't do "jimmon" professionally, do you?
No, I don't.
It's something you do to expand your range of defense.
It's kind of like a romance.
It's not common in dramas.
It's not common in overseas dramas.
The person who says "I didn't do it" is called "hakase".
There's a criminal over there.
But he still claims that he didn't do it.
If you can question him and make him confess his crime,
it's hard for you to say "no".
It's hard.
It's tough.
I think it's true that you have evidence and make him think he can't escape anymore.
But we can't give you any evidence this time.
So you'll have to do it on your own.
I want to do it honestly and say "I didn't do it".
Can I say it first?
Yes, you can say it.
I'll say "hakase".
Okay.
I'll say it in full.
Hakase
Excuse me.
You're kind.
Mr. Fuita.
I'm a normal person.
Excuse me.
I'm Mr. Okazaki Kita.
I'm back.
What?
You're back.
I'm reflecting on myself and I hope I can go back.
You didn't do it.
What are you doing here?
You're the opposite of your personality.
Don't say that.
But I'll show you my medical record.
Show me.
January 7th, 19 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm Okazaki Kita.
I'm a normal person.
Here you are.
This is you, right?
No, it's not me.
It's my hairstyle.
Look at me.
My body shape is exactly like you.
There must be someone like me.
Someone who looks like you.
Did you pay for it?
I don't know.
I have to pay for it.
I was working as a contract employee on LINE at that time.
Contract employee on LINE?
I was working at a factory on LINE.
Listen to me.
I heard about it.
Good night for today.
Why did you lie to me?
If you lie like that, you'll get heavier and heavier.
It's sad.
Did you sell shoes?
It's a secret.
You don't have to keep it a secret.
It's different, isn't it?
It's the same.
I'm telling you the truth.
I went to a shop called Inter's K's World.
It's a love hotel.
I went there and called Daniel.
I didn't go there.
I got a call right away.
The police went there and you were caught.
I was caught as soon as I left the store.
I was taken away.
When you went into the store, you were wearing underwear.
Why did you wear underwear?
I'm the type of person who buys a lot of underwear.
But you look like you're wearing underwear.
What do you mean?
Do you have a picture?
Do you want me to look at it with my eyes?
You look like you're puking.
Oh, this is underwear.
I can't accept it.
I can't accept it if it's only vomit and security camera.
Detective Takenaka, please contact me.
I'm the lawyer you're with now.
I got it.
What's this?
I'm going.
Ta-dah!
Oh, you're the one who ate it.
You're a stubborn person who doesn't say anything about what you don't know all day long.
Didn't you do it?
You, who was famous for fighting in your hometown, are doing it like this in a place like this now.
What are you talking about, detective?
I didn't want to see you in a place like this.
Didn't you do it?
On May 29th, you broke into a bank on Okazaki Kousei Street.
What bank?
Mitsui Sumidomo Bank.
You broke in and locked up the key to the largest safe in Japan, which is on the third basement floor.
You stole 4.5 billion yen from it and ran away in the car you had prepared.
Two days later, you were found and arrested by the police when you were renting a convenience store toilet.
You can't do it alone, can you, detective?
I can't do it alone.
Can you carry 4.5 billion yen by yourself?
You two are accomplices.
No, first of all, I didn't participate in the incident and didn't do it.
You had a partner, didn't you?
A high school classmate.
Fukuo Ryo.
What do you think about this?
We were in the same club.
He wanted to drive a gun.
There is a form of locking up a safe on the third basement floor with his own hands.
What are you talking about, detective?
Huh?
You must have used a drill.
This crime is quite serious.
4.5 billion yen bank note is not enough at all.
If you lie and run away, you'll be sentenced to death.
I don't want to die.
Get your tools.
I'm the one who got my tools and executed it.
Fukuo Ryo did it.
So you prepared the tools.
I'll just put it in front of you.
You failed.
What a shame.
It's been a while since I've met someone like you.
You told me half of your secret.
Our organization doesn't believe in such things.
Look at this.
What is it?
By the way...
What?
Our secret organization, Death Lovers...
We love death more than anyone...
And we're trying to kill as many people as we can.
We're an evil group.
I sneaked in here as a spy...
And I was trying to bring evil people into the team.
I was looking for evil people who would protect their friends even if they died.
I thought you were prepared for that...
Too bad.
What happened?
Since you know about my secret...
It's hard for me to live with you.
I'll deal with you later.
Help me!
I hope you'll do something good for me.
Imemaru Kuitai...
According to our investigation...
He died in a car accident...
By a member of Kanasawa Taiki's family.
I did it!
What?
I did it!
You!
I didn't do it!
I did it!
What did you do? Tell me.
I sold it.
I sold my concert tickets.
Did you have a concert tomorrow?
I sold them at the auction.
Did you have a concert tomorrow?
You have a bad reputation.
Do you want to see this?
What is it?
It's a make-up tool for this.
If you say you won't do it, I will.
I will.
You are threatening me.
I'm not threatening you. I'm dancing.
What do you mean?
Yo!
If you say you won't do it, I will.
I didn't do it.
You didn't do it, did you?
You have good eyebrows.
What is the question?
You didn't do it, did you?
Can you do it?
No.
You haven't done it yet.
I haven't done it yet.
You are fast.
You are fast to say you did it.
I don't care if you did it or not.
Are you my friend?
Or not?
Which one are you?
Friend.
You did it.
I did it.
What are you doing?
The door is still here.
The door is here.
What are you doing?
The key to the investigation is Ametomuchi.
Ametomuchi Deca has arrived.
Today, I will make the culprit confess by Ametomuchi's attack.
I'm hungry.
You are cute.
Do you want to eat corn potage in front of my fireplace?
You are wrong!
I will lend your car to a college student for 3 days!
What will happen?
I think you will spend a lot of gasoline.
The key of inquiry is candy and mochi.
I have been doing inquiries by using candy and mochi.
Candy and mochi are the best!
You don't have to say much.
I didn't do it.
You did it.
You mainly belong to ZENECON.
The house you made at ZENECON was immediately destroyed by an earthquake.
Why do you think?
You didn't use namacon.
You used lever putty.
You tried to make it at a low cost.
Do you mean lever?
You are using namacon.
You went to a supermarket near your parents' house and bought a lot of levers.
I like levers, so I will buy them.
If you don't put levers in your parent's house, I will put levers in your parent's house every day.
Are you scared?
Ouch!
You are violent.
If you think about it, I will give you honey.
This is honey.
This is sweet and delicious.
Why are you wet?
You are not allowed to use mochi in my book.
That's why I'm using wet socks.
You did it.
I like levers.
I bought them for my mom.
Do it for me.
Geisa!
Do it for me!
Give me more!
Geisa!
Do it for me!
I like levers!
Let's go on a tour in a unicorn.
Do you believe me?
I'll forgive you.
You have a high electricity bill at home and may be growing cannabis.
I'll overlook it, too.
I'll forgive you for everything.
Are you a religious leader?
I'm not X-japan.
I'm sorry.
Ask me something.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's start from the beginning.
What was "unicorn" again?
My memory is gone.
You couldn't say it, right?
And I'm going to make Toshimitsu confess in Kabuki.
I confessed in Kabuki.
I have no choice but to get on it.
There is a method of confessing in Kabuki.
Let's go on a tour in a unicorn.
You made me wear it, didn't you?
The first round ended in a subtle way.
I should have worn it.
And I'm sad now.
I thought it was too subtle.
If I hadn't killed him, I would have succeeded.
But I killed him in the end.
But I forgave you for "unicorn".
I thought I could get away with it.
"Unicorn" looks like an 80th anniversary metal band.
If it's gone, it's not sexy.
Who did you like the most?
Can you decide who you like the most?
Is there anyone who thinks you should ask a question?
It was a question, wasn't it?
I thought it was good.
Shibayu-san said "ame tomuchi".
Did you like it?
I thought it was good.
Because you have a future.
If you do it properly, you can do it.
Today was the most difficult.
We have to compete with ourselves.
We have to win.
Thank you for accepting this interview without a script, and we will continue to fight in a world where we can't even imagine.
Goodbye!